honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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