That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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