From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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