As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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