Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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