I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Church boner. Awkwardddd
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
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I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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