my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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