Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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