And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
I know her cup size but not her name....
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