i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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