pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Randomize
