Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
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About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
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I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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