i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
tell me about the eggs
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