check it out our google latitudes are spooning
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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