thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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