grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
My vagina is officially offended.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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