Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
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If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
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They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I need a beard to bite.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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