Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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