if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
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Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
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He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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