have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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