I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
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Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
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On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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