i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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