Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
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She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
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walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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