My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Sex in the backyard? Check.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
