Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Your cock deserves a montage
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Randomize
