Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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