we made out on top of his cat.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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