eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
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I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
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3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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