He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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