An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
accomplished twins. life is a go
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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