you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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