After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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