She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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