Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
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i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
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I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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