When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
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It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
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Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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