so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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