Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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