Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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