her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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