So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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