why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
