so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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