Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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