What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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