No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
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I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
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My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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