I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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