She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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