she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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