If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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