i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
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Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Randomize