Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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