Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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