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(972): View more from Texas

She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.

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(972): She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur. http://tfl.nu/j1y3

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(504): View more from Louisiana

loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs

(314): View more from Missouri

you don't even go to loyola anymore

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(504): loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs (314): you don't even go to loyola anymore http://tfl.nu/fisu

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(207): View more from Maine

i will never coherently bang her

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(207): i will never coherently bang her http://tfl.nu/z0d8

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(513): View more from Ohio

Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.

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She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.

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She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.

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(513): Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen. (1-513): She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do. (513): She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses. http://tfl.nu/52u6

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(216): View more from Ohio

She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.

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(216): She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass. http://tfl.nu/vn76

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(517): View more from Michigan

you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.

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(517): you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs. http://tfl.nu/b4sz

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(785): View more from Kansas

your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us

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(785): your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us http://tfl.nu/mks6

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(337): View more from Louisiana

There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale

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(337): There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale http://tfl.nu/27tf

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on

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(215): just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on http://tfl.nu/p7yb

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(636): View more from Missouri

I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...

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(636): I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem... http://tfl.nu/x4sc

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I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that

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(843): I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that http://tfl.nu/xola

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(425): View more from Washington

I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life

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(425): I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life http://tfl.nu/15hg

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(208): View more from Idaho

I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?

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Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.

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(208): I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single? (1-208): Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well. http://tfl.nu/96dv

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i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???

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(708): i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal??? http://tfl.nu/az75

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(716): View more from New York

Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf

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(716): Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf http://tfl.nu/cswi

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