just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
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The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
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Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.