Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
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The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno