She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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