It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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