How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
