Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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