Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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